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Your caption for Contest #940 will be rated by readers, like you, in the next round.
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Contest #936
“You left the gate open again, didn't you.”
Edward Roads, Salem, Mass.
“Who's gonna tell them they're not ‘just visiting’?”
Bill Keegan, Annapolis, Md.
“No, we haven't seen your ball.”
Randy Cepuch, Reston, Va.
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