Springtime is when we lose an hour of our lives complaining about losing an hour of sleep.
Springtime is what happens when a new pastel color wills itself into existence.
In the springtime, trees start to greet one another again with “Hello there, how do you do?,” instead of their usual cold, dead silence.
Springtime is the part in the song that goes, “Doo doo dee dah dah (wind chimes).” It comes after the part that’s like “Brahhwwmp brahhwwmp,” and before the part that’s all “Cha cha chachacha tsssss.”
Springtime was created by Big Allergy to sell tissues.
The birds and the bees are extremely busy in springtime. It is tax season, and they have got to get their receipts in order.
Springtime is often shortened to just “spring” or “spr” and occasionally even to “ing.” In some parts of the world, they just call it “time,” and somehow everyone knows what that means.
In the springtime, fashion changes. It goes from being scratchy and big to being softer and more medium. However, it’s not quite yet smooth and invisible. That’s for the summertime.
Springtime is when you clean out your social-media accounts, gathering up all your old tweets to donate to charity.
Flowers are essential to any successful springtime. Make sure to reserve flowers early or else you’ll have to make your own from scratch, which is time-consuming and involves negotiating with bees.
In the springtime, a number of fruits and vegetables are in season. You will do nothing with this information and will continue to make boxed macaroni and cheese for every meal.
Many holidays happen during the springtime, like Easter; Passover; Earth Day; Rain Forever I Guess; Surprise! It’s Snowing Again; Wow One Really Hot Day; Pollen (The Reprise); Oh No the Bugs Have Returned; and Mother’s Day.
Springtime is when you switch all your teas from hot to iced and when Ice-T continues starring in “Law & Order: SVU,” as he will for the rest of time.
Springtime is when scarves are fifty per cent off, but now you don’t really need scarves anymore. What’s worse is that capri pants, which you could use, are full price even though they’re technically only part of a pant.
The first day of springtime changes based on when someone posts a picture of a marshmallow Peep on Facebook for the first time that year.
In theory, springtime is when the weather starts getting warmer. However, the earth’s climate has been getting warmer for a while now, so, if you think about it, maybe it’s always springtime?
