Yule Log

Hey Google! Where can I buy a brother?

“Been a long while now coming up / Thought we were past it, thought we’d patched it up.”

Turn right at Toxic Masculinity and continue straight through Weakening Checks and Balances.

Less polite language on protest paddles, sick burns in the private Slack, and other techniques for sticking it to the Republican party.

Since 2015, you’ve been part of a cinéma-vérité project directed by Jordan Peele, and you’re playing Hapless Liberal No. 61.

A mind-boggling array of options defines nearly every aspect of our world today, including shopping, dating, and entertainment. Is such abundance making our lives better?

“We heard about the boy / Who drowned while swimming / With a dolphin.”

“Acclaim / Nature’s hues / in fall and spring.”

“ ‘I don’t have time,’ I told / myself, ‘To kill myself: I have / to write a paper on Rimbaud.’ ”

The artist adds some whimsy to her thought-provoking techniques.

A tale of two schlepps.

“My deskmate smells like roadkill, just like my roommate. It’s like I never left home.”